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Customer calls to an ISP
Customer: "I'd like to buy the Internet. Do you know how much it is?"
Customer: "How much does it cost to have the Internet installed?"
Customer: "Can you copy the Internet for me on this floppy?"
Customer: "I would like an Internet please."
Customer: "When I sign up, do I need to be home so you can come and install the Internet in my house?"
Customer: "I just got your Internet in the mail today..."
Customer: "I just downloaded the Internet. How do I use it?"
Customer: "I don't have a computer at home. Is the Internet available in book form?"
Customer: "The Internet is running too slow. Could you reboot it please?"
Customer: "We're going on holiday for three months, can you suspend the Internet for us please?"
Customer: "Hi. Is this the Internet?"
Customer: "Do you own the Internet?"
Customer: "Is this 'Internet' the same as 'www' and do you own that as well?"
Customer: "I lost my Internet. I switched it off last night and turned on this morning, and it's gone.
Tech Support: "If you don't have a phone line, you can't connect to the Internet." Customer: "That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. You guys need to do something about that if you want people to be happy with your service!"
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